Cabanas in Mentor Ohio
Short answer: Fuck Cabanas. Long answer: You'll have to wait until I can pull it all together. Suffice it to say that this place was supposed to have been THE place to go for our 80s decade high school reunion and they fucked up so bad, I will NEVER go there again. Here is what happened, according to hearsay, then I will tell you what I saw for myself:
According to those running the 80s Decade reunion, this place was supposed to have given us with a wrist band decent drink prices as well as food prices. There was to have been a band, presumably paid by the bar as they brought in a HUGE crowd that would not have been except for the party. Anyway, let us understand that whatever the reason, they made some enemies and those of us who wasted a ton of money, should ensure we do not do so again any time soon. In fact, to bad you guys did what you did, because I ate some food that was quite tasty and planned to go back, dumbasses!!!!!
On Friday, we were supposed to have gone to the football game, we wanted to drink so left to Cabana's. While at the game we were given a "grab bag" with various coupons, etc. One of the coupons was from Cabana's for a $5.00 discount on food with a $15.00 purchase. We did just that. When we presented our coupon to our Cabana boy he told us the coupon was for the "next" visit. We didn't get the thing at the restaurant but somewhere else so this was our NEXT visit. That was the most weasly damned thing I had ever heard. We asked for our special drink prices and were told that the manager didn't know anything about it. The owner did but said it wasn't to be until after 9 pm. You guys really suck. I can't believe you all would use this thing that was so special to us just to get us in there then bullshit us once on site.
On the first night we were "holding court" at the last table to the north on the patio, We ordered the Island bread (or something like that) and Cajun loaded fries. Don't get me wrong; they were very tasty, but they took for freakin ever to get there. I DO hate it when people waste their time trying to call crawdads "langostino lobster." I realize most people are dumb as rocks, but please do not go toward the least common denominator. You really have a tendancy to insult those of us who just so happen to have a clue.
Now, flavor wise: I liked the idea. of pineapple with the "lobster" and the Alfredo sauce, though the Alfredo could have had a bit more parmesean and pepper. The bread, kind of a small very light pizza dough, was quite good. The fries were also quite delectable, but the service was horribly slow, even though our cabana biy was cute with is gapped teeth. But that didn't excuse the all around feeling of, "You are just a number, so eat, drink, and shut up."
There was superb conversation but the way they handled the specials overshadowed everything. You all snoozed in a major way therefore you lost!!!!
According to those running the 80s Decade reunion, this place was supposed to have given us with a wrist band decent drink prices as well as food prices. There was to have been a band, presumably paid by the bar as they brought in a HUGE crowd that would not have been except for the party. Anyway, let us understand that whatever the reason, they made some enemies and those of us who wasted a ton of money, should ensure we do not do so again any time soon. In fact, to bad you guys did what you did, because I ate some food that was quite tasty and planned to go back, dumbasses!!!!!
On Friday, we were supposed to have gone to the football game, we wanted to drink so left to Cabana's. While at the game we were given a "grab bag" with various coupons, etc. One of the coupons was from Cabana's for a $5.00 discount on food with a $15.00 purchase. We did just that. When we presented our coupon to our Cabana boy he told us the coupon was for the "next" visit. We didn't get the thing at the restaurant but somewhere else so this was our NEXT visit. That was the most weasly damned thing I had ever heard. We asked for our special drink prices and were told that the manager didn't know anything about it. The owner did but said it wasn't to be until after 9 pm. You guys really suck. I can't believe you all would use this thing that was so special to us just to get us in there then bullshit us once on site.
On the first night we were "holding court" at the last table to the north on the patio, We ordered the Island bread (or something like that) and Cajun loaded fries. Don't get me wrong; they were very tasty, but they took for freakin ever to get there. I DO hate it when people waste their time trying to call crawdads "langostino lobster." I realize most people are dumb as rocks, but please do not go toward the least common denominator. You really have a tendancy to insult those of us who just so happen to have a clue.
Now, flavor wise: I liked the idea. of pineapple with the "lobster" and the Alfredo sauce, though the Alfredo could have had a bit more parmesean and pepper. The bread, kind of a small very light pizza dough, was quite good. The fries were also quite delectable, but the service was horribly slow, even though our cabana biy was cute with is gapped teeth. But that didn't excuse the all around feeling of, "You are just a number, so eat, drink, and shut up."
There was superb conversation but the way they handled the specials overshadowed everything. You all snoozed in a major way therefore you lost!!!!
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